1- your bf/gf told you that you have TOO small breasts/penis....( yeah I know...can you imagine :huh: )

2- your grandma gave you a sweater and asked you to wear it

3- your child (abt 7-10 yrs old) asked you about masturbation

4- your dog pissed on your fav sweet, which by accident was the last food in the whole house

5- your bf/gf cheated on you

6- your best friend tried hitting on your mum (yeah your sweet lovin mummy :/ )

7- you had to choose:
to be happy or to bring happiness

8- members of LP got lost in your town, knocked at your door and wanetd you to help them

9- you were famous

1) Retaliate, and say they have bad breath.

2) Pretend I'm allergic to the fabric. :rolleyes:

3) Tell them it's a new japanese sweet.

4) Eat the dog.

5) Leave her. >_>

6) Offer them therapy.

7) Bring happiness. ^_^ It makes me happy.

8) Help them on the condition they mow my lawn and feed me grapes. Then trick them into thinking I'm helping them, as I round them up into cages and charge passers by 50p each to poke a member of their choosing.

9) I sure as hell wouldn't be here. :mellow:

1. tell him to fuck off and look down on himself
2.come up with any excuse to not wear it
3.i´d say that i´m gonna tell them later (around 5 years later)
4.tell the dog that he´s a bad dog and go to the next supermarket
5.leave him
6.screem him down
7.bring hapyness
8.let them in, make them sign some staff and then help´em.
9.i´d move to somewhere where it´s warm :lol:

1 slap him in the face and go away
2 take it and hide in the closet ;)
3 I'd say it's a way of eating ice cream lmao
4 scream and run like a crazy
5 dump him
6 I'd have mental disorder
7 bring happiness
8 jump on them and faint lmao
9 I'd live in Spain in a huge house with my friends

1. Tell him that if he doesn't like what he sees, he can get lost.
2. Lay it on the shelf where all my clothes lay that I don't wear.
3. Tell to ask his dad. :P
4. Go to the store.
5. Cry my eyes out and dump him.
6. Tell my dad that he needs to come take a look. ;)
7. Bring Happiness.
8. Look for a plan of my town, cause I don't know it that well myself. =-/
9. I would... hide. :ph43r:

1- Blink at them a few times, then leave.

2- Put it on...

3- Pretend I didn't hear them =x

4- Erm, go buy a new one o_O

5- Leave them...

6- Cringe at the thought. Then phone a counsellor.

7- Bring happiness.

8- Tell them to come in... Make them look at my site =P

9- Erm.. Whatever famous people do I guess =/

1. Laugh..
2. Wear it
3. Try to ignore it
4. Go out and buy some food
5. Slap and leave
6. On my mum! Well, I know dad would kill him :P
7. Bring Happiness
8. Go in shock, then let them into my house, get their autographs, about a hundred pics and ask them if I could go touring with them :P
9. Buy more shoes and skirts

1.DAmn him :angry:

2. i don't have any grandma anymore :(

3. i ask back,,where he finds about masturbation :P

4. ah okay,,,doggie,,i don't like to eat u

5. hehe he will miss out,,coz i have already cheated with somebody else :P

6. damn him/her,, :angry:

7. to bring happy

8. hide them in my house,, :ph43r:

9. haha u must be joke :lol:

1>do you mind?
2>wear it what else
3>i'd say i dunno
4>i' remain hungry(anyways i am not a sweet lover)
5>leave him of course
6>curse him
7>second one
8>pinch myself and pass out and wake up instantly coz i woouldn't want to miss a lifetime opportunity
9>aahhhhh feel good :rolleyes:

1 - "Do YOU have anything better? No?! Then shut up."

2 - Hey, it's a new piece of clothing.

3 - "Look, the ice cream truck is outside! (Kid runs outside.) Whew, escaped that question."

4 - I'd make a hot dog out of the dog.

:shock:

Oh, come on! I'd just send him out in the sun! You people always assume the worst!

5 - I'd burn up the whole house and go "The Butterfly Effect, you know."

6 - I'd stare at him until my eyes fell out from all the twitching.

7 - I'd rather bring happiness to the world.

8 - Why not? :D

9 - Since millions of people listens to me, I can say whatever I want.
"JESSICA SIMPSON IS A GODDAMN IDIOT!"

Expect the crowd to agree with me. ;)

1- your bf/gf told you that you have TOO small breasts/penis
I'd show her that a small penis can give BIG sensation

2- your grandma gave you a sweater and asked you to wear it
I'd wear it to make her happy and after, I'd burn it

3- your child (abt 7-10 yrs old) asked you about masturbation
I'd say:"If you wanna know, try by your own"

4- your dog pissed on your fav sweet, which by accident was the last food in the whole house
I'd drop it in the trash an I'd buy some other.

5- your bf/gf cheated on you
I'd drop her

6- your best friend tried hitting on your mum (yeah your sweet lovin mummy :/ )
I'd aplause him(I hate my mum)

7- you had to choose:
to be happy or to bring happiness
Bring happiness, coz' the other will give you some after

8- members of LP got lost in your town, knocked at your door and wanetd you to help them
I'd help them with a BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG Smile on my face but I'd ask them to sign my bass befor :D

9- you were famous
I'd help people in need and I'd try to make the world bether

to Q no 6
why do ya hate your mum? :(